BARBRA STREISAND EFFECT
Normally, we don’t give two shits about what relatives of uninteresting celebs do (save for Shirota Yu’s batshit mom) but since AkiP is going all Murdoch on us:
Hey Japanese news-media. I heard you don’t feel like that an AKB48 member’s mom being arrested for being a pedo is news/were paid off not to talk about it so we decided the only thing to do in this situation is to TALK ABOUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
HIDE YO’ KIDS
Apparently, certain outlets are suspecting that AkiP is threatening withholding of rights to photograph the AKB members in ugly bathing suits to publishers that actually talk about this. And I thought only the mob suppressed gossip!
And can anyone explain why there is so much white knighting for some rando celeb’s mom? ‘Cause you know, the relative sexual purity of your waifu’s mom bears directly on your honor and dignity.
Totally relevant edit: We’re nearing the 500 follower threshold. LURKERS: HERE’S YOUR CHANCE AT FAME.
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